Saturday, March 31, 2007

KIPPER VS. LUONGO

Big game right now as Kipper (Good Wills) takes on Luongo (Jerky Boyz).

Will be interesting to see how the last week of the season plays out. With Calgary and Colorado still battling in the West, we may see more of Kipper and that won't be good news for the other ZHL clubs.

Might see some teams rest their superstars for the upcoming playoffs, so be prepared for anything. Always great to see the stats on Tuesday with only a few days to go.

Like GM Dave says, get them brown pants out!

- DA COMMISH

Wednesday, March 28, 2007

SEASON NEARS THE END

Yeah, quite a finish to the season.

Kipper gets the shutout AND the shootout win, and Vokoun came through for me as well. 3 wins.

JERKY BOYZ get the shutout from Backstrom and a shutout win from Luongo to keep pace.

GM Dave says it's close and he is going to wear his brown pants till the end of the season.

Please, Mr. Anonymous, spare us your usual wit. Hide behind your anonymity, you CHICKENSHIT you. You are going to give yourself away some time and the rest of us are going to lay a beatin' on ya!!!! Oh YEAHHHH>...............................

- COMMISH

Thursday, March 22, 2007

IT'S OVER

Well, I think that would just about be the end of the season for GOOD WILLS.

Luongo in net (JERKY BOYZ) and the Canucks not only beat Nashville (Vokoun - GOOD WILLS) but get the shutout despite the fact that Nashville DID finally score but the buzzer had already gone.

I know....no sympathy from the rest of the league but boy, MURPHY loves the ZHL huh?

- COMMISH

Tuesday, March 20, 2007

ZHL GM "DICK OF THE YEAR" AWARDED

Yes, sportsfans.

It would seem that one of our brethren, heretofore known only as "anonymous", has been chosen as this year's ZHL GM "DICK OF THE YEAR". (see previous post - comments).

We hope that HE will run around the cottages naked with the trophy stored in a most appropriate place.

By the way, I continue to entertain REAL comments from stand-up GMs, not chickenshits who prefer to hide behind their anonymity

- COMMISH

ZHL MANAGER OF THE YEAR

Time to think about who is most deserving of ZHL GM of the Year for 2006-07.

Is it GM Dave "The Rape & Pillager"?

Or is it JERKY BOYZ "The Four-Headed Hydra"?

What about GM Lumpy? Or GM Taras?

Please vote and leave your comments.

Once we get that out of the way, I've got some other ideas we can vote on (like should GM Dave be on top or bottom when he doles out his favours at the cottages?).

- COMMISH

Sunday, March 18, 2007

WHOA IS ME

The two biggest frikkin' whiners in the ZHL this year are mortal enemies NEWMARKET MAPLE LEAFS & JERKY BOYZ.

With a commanding lead in the pool, GM Dave has the audacity to start trading players away because of his huge lead. Guess he can afford us lower-placed minions some slack, huh? GM Dave even bids on the same player 3 weeks in a row who is already on another team (by his own admission yet....how freakin' cocky is THAT?).

then the JERKY BOYZ with their worries while kicking ass as they eventually assume 2nd place. Oh please.....spare me!!!!!

Any comments from other GMs would be greatly appreciated.

- COMMISH (currently holding desperately on to 2nd place and posting this just to get a rise out of ya)

Monday, March 05, 2007

WHA HAPPENED??

Looks like the old ZHL blog site isn't being used much.

Partly my fault. Of course, I get a little discouraged when I find out that our official ZHL Website is rarely used as well (at least I update THAT one weekly)....and some ZHL GMs have NEVER been to the site.

Wonderful!....there's lots of fun stuff for us poolies there....

Another nutty week in the ZHL. Hope that I can hang on to second place, but it would appear that the JERKY BOYZ have other intentions.

Guess we can concede the trophy to GM Dave this year. SHIT....probably won cuz I gave him Hossa. Bah.....humbug!