Bubby Says Hi!

Ooops!....sorry, guy...

How DUGG trades

We used the UFC to symbolize how
Doug's Slugs GM Dugg (left) dealt with trading partner Lumpy's Lions GM LUMP (right) recently.

Oh Charlie.....You CLOWN!!!

The dialogue went something like this:

"Hey!! Did you just fart?"

"Whew!!! That stinks"

"Aw, yeah....it was me....I'm just a sneaky widdoh kid..."

I SHIT YOU NOT

One of my favourite things is listening to AM-640 "LeafsTalk" after every Leaf game. Hosted by Andy Frost (yes, Q-107's Psychedelic Sunday Guru), it's an entertaining mix of phone callers: everything from the always thought-provoking "Mike In Buffalo" caller to some true losers who need to get a life.

After the Tuesday game, this one fellow called in and after bashing Toskala for about 3 minutes, finally told Frost that the Leafs, "..need to bring in the young guys, you know.....guys like Nigel Cadbury...".

Frost was momentarily stumped, as he asked, "....um, who was that?....Nigel Cadbury?..."

Phone-in goof went on and on with the "..we need to bring in guys like Nigel Cadbury" when suddenly the light went on in Frost's head, and he inquired, "...Nigel Cadbury?....do you mean Nazim Kadri??"

Phone-in Goof: "Yeah....whatever..."

So funny that the call was replayed the next morning on Q-107 on John Derringer's show.

In all the years I've been listening, that was the best.....NIGEL CADBURY!!!!!!!

LEAF FAN GROWS DISPONDENT

AP reports that 55 year-old Sally Schlitzenberger has had about all she can take of the Leafs' opening record thus far.

Picture above shows Sally in the doctor's office with the "final solution" to watching the hapless Leafs.

Holding the straight-edge is some unidentified Doctor who also happens to be a GM in a rotisserie league hockey pool and has a penchant for chocolate Easter bunnies.

MORE CALL-UPS FOR HELPLESS LEAFS

Boy....the Leafs sure suk right now!

I even heard on the radio that they were playing MURDER BALL during practice. Yeah....better THAT than a freakin' puck to handle....

The photo at left shows a couple of old Leaf veterans helping out a "new guy" they brought up from the ECHL last week.

Good luck, Leafs!!

AVAILABLE NOW IN STORES!

EA Sports has announced a new video hockey game, just in time for the 2009-10 Season.

Big feauture is the "Be A GM Mode". Now you can pretend to be Brian Burke.

Oh, such fun!

WHY I LOVE HOCKEY

Just another reminder, as if you needed one, why you love hockey so much!

Collector's Item

Here's a pic of the original artwork for EA Sports NHL 2004, featuring Dany Heatley on the cover when he was still a Thrasher.

Unfortunately, Heatley was involved in an automobile accident that killed his teammate. (bonus points if you remember the player who got killed) EA sort of freaked out over the negative publicity, and promptly pulled his photo and replaced with someone with less heat(ley) on them: Joe Sakic.

Guess EA didn't have time to pull Patrick Kane's photo from NHL 10 this year. Would have been rather appropriate to put Kane's photo on the next version of the game "Crazy Taxi". But then, I digress.....

ZHL Career Records

ANNUAL AUCTION DRAFT REPRIMAND

In photo (above), Your Beloved Commish (middle) is seen reprimanding fellow ZHL GMs Stevie O (Burlington Boners) (left) and Willy Lump (Lumpy's Lions) (right) after their disastrous performance during the handling of their respective rounds during last year's Draft.

Auction Draft Approaches

Yes, sports fans!!! It's that time of year again. The Annual Auction Draft approaches.

Shown is a picture of one of the JERKY BOYZ GMs, after being outbid for a star goaltender at last year's Draft.

We hope that by now, he's gotten over it.

TEST

Ok, looks like this is going to be the place to find the latest info.

I'm going to see what I can do here, but I guess that's all we're stuck with for now.

Ciao,

DA COMMISH